mileysblackfriend:

i honestly hate vine so much

v0nvamp:

6 favorite selfies, and I’m wearing my housecoat in 3 of them

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
shrek: get out me swamp!
donkey: aww :/

In all of this, the Gods will delight. (x)

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

musucks:

I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THIS

musucks:

I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THIS

neongenesist:

Anime was a mistake.